Sunday, January 17, 2010
Baron Davis's shorts attack Kobe Bryant in freak occurence.
Baron Davis of the LA Clippers has
had his 'red (away) team shorts' taken into custody after their 126 - 86 loss to their cross town rivals, the LA Lakers.
In a freak and unprecedented act, Davis's shorts gained sentient intelligence and attacked Bryant, causing the crotch of a helpless Baron Davis to attack the Lakers star. According to a statement taken in an interview (released by the NBA) the shorts were 'tired of the Lakers talking smack' and repeated the phrase 'this is the clip-town joint.'
Baron Davis was unavailable for interview. Bryant it is sedated and recovering in an disclosed mental institution.